Dragon fruit.

robjak

Surin Dinosaur
How do I kill this ******* thing?
Told pea and they came and looked at it and fuked off. Told obbotor and they not bothered.
I'm just worried it starts coming over our wires and pulls them down.
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Surely, the root is at the bottom and these things grow upwards. Cut the stem that comes out of the ground and the thing should die off.


A couple of years ago I had this beastie growing over my roof, it was on the adjacent land the other side of our wall.

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Fortunately, the obator gave permission to chop it down. Got stung for 2,000 baht by a 4 man team.
 
Surely, the root is at the bottom and these things grow upwards. Cut the stem that comes out of the ground and the thing should die off.


A couple of years ago I had this beastie growing over my roof, it was on the adjacent land the other side of our wall.

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Fortunately, the obator gave permission to chop it down. Got stung for 2,000 baht by a 4 man team.
I went to our meter that is on the pole and sneakily cut the stems a while ago but the ******* is still growing. The woman who owns the house is a right drunken ******* so I don't want confrontation, just thought there might be a poison I could tip over the wall.
 
I went to our meter that is on the pole and sneakily cut the stems a while ago but the ******* is still growing. The woman who owns the house is a right drunken ******* so I don't want confrontation, just thought there might be a poison I could tip over the wall.


That poison should sort the bitch out.



Attend to the dragon fruit later.............;)
 
How do I kill this ******* thing?
Told pea and they came and looked at it and fuked off. Told obbotor and they not bothered.
I'm just worried it starts coming over our wires and pulls them down.

Our plant never achieved more than 5 foot as it didn't have anything to climb. Didn't produce fruit either!
 
Dragon fruit or as the Thais call it is Mongon is one of my favorite plants. Does not actually need a root to keep growing as it throws out aerial roots as it goes. It can live up to 6 months without a drop of water.
Needless to say they are of the cactus family but not a cactus. To fruit they actually need lots of water. They flower in the middle of night in amazing blooms and rely on night insects mainly moths to pollinate.
Kill it you say. Oh you would have to remove it. Sorry. They also live on nutrients they get from concrete. The bottom line is report it to PEA.
 
Our plant never achieved more than 5 foot as it didn't have anything to climb. Didn't produce fruit either!

I tell a lie. It did produce two fruits. The birds ate one and this was the other...

I'd forgotten.

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Dragon fruit or as the Thais call it is Mongon is one of my favorite plants. Does not actually need a root to keep growing as it throws out aerial roots as it goes. It can live up to 6 months without a drop of water.
Needless to say they are of the cactus family but not a cactus. To fruit they actually need lots of water. They flower in the middle of night in amazing blooms and rely on night insects mainly moths to pollinate.
Kill it you say. Oh you would have to remove it. Sorry. They also live on nutrients they get from concrete. The bottom line is report it to PEA.
I did report it and they came and looked at it and just fuked off. Tossers.
 
They both taste the same to me.

You obviously got bad Red ones. As they have a much sweeter taste. The red are extremely high in cancer battling anti oxcidents the red colour has Lycopene,which is responsible for the deep color in red dragon fruit, There has been studies which have linked it with lower prostate cancer risk. Also recent studies in individuals with type 2 diabetes and prediabetes suggest that there is benefits for diabetes, aiding in the reduction of blood sugar.

I did report it and they came and looked at it and just fuked off. Tossers.

One of two things happened. They thought it was not a problem, NOW! (Why fix it? if it aint broke) o_O
The other being. That fuking Kee Niow Farang did not offer us hospitality for fixing it. eg Soft drinks, M150,. So f**k him. We will come back when it has fallen down and take half a day inconveniancing every c#$t around. Including you. It is all your fault you know. :mad: Now please don't state the obvious the blighters are already paid to do a job.
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Seeing one for the first time in a UK shop was inspiring. It must have been, because I paid £1 for a single fruit. It looked truly tropical, and I expected a luxurious taste redolent of sandy beaches, clear blue seas, warm sunshine and beautiful ladies in attractive swimwear.

Instead, I had a virtually tasteless but juicy mush of seeds and sod all else. My illusions were shattered! I didn't buy another during the following years there, nor did I bother with any others during more tropical escapes.

After 7 years here, I now enjoy them, having reluctantly tried one again not long after arriving here and finding it quite different to that insipid object back in the UK. Much cheaper too! I must go and buy some concrete...
 
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