Was at The Watering Hole late night the other night. As if on schedule around 2 a.m. ....
We just watched the silliness unfold and invited frightened pretty women to come sit with us and have a drink or two. As far as I know no one was shot, stabbed, or bludgeoned to death this time.
Yup, Cent. Go ahead and tell your wife about that part of the tale (wee hours 'tail').
Surely someone would get bludgeoned !