Rice
Resident Smart Arse
I should of been writing these down over the years as I had heard them. I have been wracking my brain. Here are but a few. I have heard all of these in the local villages over time. Maybe others can add some.
If you drink whisky and eat Durian you will die. The heat will build up and kill you.
If women pick herbs in the garden while she has her period. The herbs will die.
If you place a sarong on a male Papaya plant it will turn female.
If you pat your Papaya trees under a full moon, you will get a lot of fruit.
If women eat cheese, it will cause vaginal thrush.
Don’t eat chicken when you have a sore throat. The chicken will peck at your throat.
If you get an eyebrow twitch, something bad will occur.
If you hear the crow call your name. Your dead buddy!
Never travel at night on a new moon, it brings bad luck.
Don’t urinate against trees as a bad ghost may live there, the ghost will push you down and break your neck.
If you get an itchy palm, money will go away, but if your palm peels skin, money will come.
The evergreen perennial ‘Don’t buy a used car’ As the car might of killed someone, now the ghost resides in the back seat, just waiting to do you harm.
Ask your better half anyone of these anecdotes, as it will prove amusing and you might hear more. I am sure I have heard hundreds, just that I can't remember them of hand.
If you drink whisky and eat Durian you will die. The heat will build up and kill you.
If women pick herbs in the garden while she has her period. The herbs will die.
If you place a sarong on a male Papaya plant it will turn female.
If you pat your Papaya trees under a full moon, you will get a lot of fruit.
If women eat cheese, it will cause vaginal thrush.
Don’t eat chicken when you have a sore throat. The chicken will peck at your throat.
If you get an eyebrow twitch, something bad will occur.
If you hear the crow call your name. Your dead buddy!
Never travel at night on a new moon, it brings bad luck.
Don’t urinate against trees as a bad ghost may live there, the ghost will push you down and break your neck.
If you get an itchy palm, money will go away, but if your palm peels skin, money will come.
The evergreen perennial ‘Don’t buy a used car’ As the car might of killed someone, now the ghost resides in the back seat, just waiting to do you harm.
Ask your better half anyone of these anecdotes, as it will prove amusing and you might hear more. I am sure I have heard hundreds, just that I can't remember them of hand.
